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Glory Dazer (n.): This guy is living in the past when he did something really awesome, which was a long, long time ago. He's like Al Bundy fantasizing about the time he scored a touchdown at the Big Game in high school.

Yes, I know how your band was this close to being signed to Capitol Records, but do I have to hear about it every single time we hang out? Yes, I've heard about how you hit a home run to win the State finals. But, you are living in the past, my friend. To paraphrase Ms. Jackson, "What have you done lately?"

See also: The Coreys (Haim and Feldman); any member of "The Real World" cast; the movie "Kicking and Screaming."

The Dude Dictionary is a collection of males and behaviors lovingly catalogued by Shmitten Kitten creator Anna Goldfarb. Got a dictionary entry you'd like to add? Let us know.