Miss North Carolina may have won the Miss USA competition, but Miss California took top honors as Most Likely to Get Her Ass Kicked on the Way to the Parking Lot.

When out-and-proud blogger and guest judge Perez Hilton asked Carrie Prejean what she thought of legalizing gay marriage, the 21-year-old Miss California word-horked about "opposite marriage" (huhhh?) and rambled, "In my family I believe that a marriage should be between a man and a woman. No offense to anybody out there but that's how I was raised and that's how I think that it should be between a man and a woman."

In a video response, a typically restrained Perez called Prejean a "dumb b----" and ranted that she lost not because of her answer, but because of her inability to answer diplomatically.

We hate to say it, but we (ugh) agree with Perez on this one. Maybe somebody should call Carrie and tell her that you're not supposed to swallow the Crest White Strips.

Tell us: Do you think Perez had a point? Or was Carrie right to be honest?



Misguided Crushes

    Lance Bass: Tearin' up my heart, Lance.

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    T.R. Knight: Knight's "Grey's Anatomy" romances with Izzy and Callie made us think he was a lady lover in real life. Not so much.

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    Boy George: It was the 80s: EVERYONE was wearing make-up. How could we have known?

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    Chad Allen: Adorably spiky-haired Allen graced the cover of dozens of pre-teen mags and the walls of countless teen girl bedrooms. He got us to watch "Our House" and like it.

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    George Michael: We thought when he sang "I Want Your Sex" he was talking about us. We were wrong.

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    Neil Patrick Harris: Doogie set us up for liking awkward too-smart boys for life.

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    Clay Aiken: A nation of tweens (and their emotionally-stunted adult counterparts) swooned over this crooner, who seemed like the kind of guy you could talk to for hours and who'd never pressure you to get to second base. Now it all makes perfect sense.

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    Morrissey: Was he gay, or just sensitive?

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    Greg Louganis: We wanted to "go for the gold" with him.

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    B.D. Wong: Maybe his campy turn as Howard Weinstein in Father of the Bride should have clued us in, but Wong managed to fool a few of us into thinking he was straight.

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