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Whether it's covered in stuffed animals or a rubber sheet, your bed can say a lot about you. We haven't done laundry in a while, so ours says that we have night terrors and often fall asleep clutching a package of Pecan Sandies.

We found some truly insane, kind-of-extreme beds on the interwebs -- from obviously non-functional art installations to actual purchasable furniture. Ever pictured yourself sleeping on a giant hamburger? Or a pirate ship? Now you can! Click through below to see the craziest beds we've seen since we housesat for Siegfried and Roy.

Wacky Beds

    If we met a guy who had this bed, we would pretty much put out on principle.

    Leah Kennedy

    What's creepier than a locking bed-cage? A bed-cage occupied by a come-hither George Lucas lookalike. (IT'S A TRAP!)

    This is an actual bed that you can buy online. But since it's probably manufactured on "Dune," S&H is going to be a bear.

    Animica USA

    What's worse? Sitting on this art installation, "Bed of Roses," or sitting through "Bed of Roses," the 1996 romantic tragicomedy starring Christian Slater and Mary Stuart Masterson?

    Flickr, Admean

    Convenient: a French-designed Murphy Bed that folds up into the ceiling over your sofa.
    Less convenient: accidentally killing your guests with your poorly latched ceiling-bed.

    You know what makes us sleepy? Boring art.

    weirdcorner.com

    Sure, this "Cloud Bed" is great for meditating alone in your weird, Second Life-y looking room. But if you try to have sex in it, you will probably carom through a wall and into a neighboring apartment.

    Fresh Home

    For the analog hobo in your life.

    Flickr, JosePHP

    This self-contained outdoor bed was part of a New York City installation in 2008. It now rents for $1700 a month.

    Flickr, Saitowitz

    Perfect for post-orgy naps and sleepovers with the Beastie Boys.

    Flickr, Scott G