Scarlett Johansson is peeved that people are talking about her supposed weight loss at the hands of Gwyneth Paltrow. She penned a HuffPo column about how frustrated she is with the tabloid media and says healthy living isn't about weight. Hear, hear. (via PopEater)

Blake Lively
and her smoky eyes are on the cover of Allure this month and, as usual, she comes with the quotables. "I feel like a tranny a lot of the time," says the 5-foot-10 star. "They put me in 6-inch heels, and I tower over every man." (via PopSugar)

Seth Rogen and Anna Faris's sex, er, date-rape scene in "Observe and Report" has everyone up in arms. The consensus? It works in context. (via Jezebel)

Mel Gibson
and his wife of 28 years, Robyn, are getting divorced, and experts say it could be the most expensive in history. Dizzam. (via People)

Whitney Port left her fake gig at DvF for a similarly fake job over at People's Revolution. Hey, a new location for "The City" is always a good thing. (via Anything Hollywood)

Zac Efron admitted to GQ that he wears makeup, but drew the line at fake lashes. "If somebody can find any photo that shows me wearing false eyelashes, I will give them a f---ing million dollars," he said. Tough talk! (via Just Jared)