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We're not here to spoil anything but let's just say that the "Rock of Love Bus" finale aired last night and we have one word for Bret: Boooooo!

As a public service, we would like to remind you of the following explanations for why a man may be commitmentphobic, courtesy of AOL Personals -- and cross-listed with some important "Rock of Love" moments.

Click here to read the reasons -- and see the proof.

Awkward Smooches

    Which is worse -- seeing Will Ferrell in his underpants in every movie or seeing him kiss another dude in an unholy marriage of beards? *Shudder.*

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    McCain turns his back for a minute, and Rudy swoops in on wife Cindy? It's enough to make McCain make that face!

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    McCain's follow-up attempt to make Cindy jealous only made things worse for everyone.

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    Bret Michaels and everyone on "Rock of Love" -- this bandana'd kissing bandit slurps from one skank to the next while we reach for our tubes of Abreva.

    VH1

    You don't have to be a body-language expert to understand Baba Wawa's feelings about Rosie.

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    Paris has barely set her lips on the poor kid, and his chin is already breaking out.

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    Wonder where Paris got her manners? Hint: These are her parents.

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    It might be that Tommy Lee doesn't care who he makes out with -- at this point, he may not even be aware he's making out with anyone.

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    Is that a look of bliss or agony on Condi's face?

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    We can hardly believe Hef and Kendra broke up -- just look at that sizzling chemistry they shared!

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1) He's not over his ex

2) He had a bad experience with his ex

3) There's someone else in the picture

4) He's totally happy with his life

5) It's all about the money

6) He's a romance junkie

7) He's feeling pushed

8) He's not ready for the responsibility

9) He only wants sex

10) You're just not that one

We do think they left one off the list: "He'd rather chase someone unattainable than be with someone who makes him happy." We blame low self-esteem and a compulsive need to sabotage relationships. Celebrities -- they really are just like us!


Dudes Posing With Their Cars

    Dad is real proud he got that fancy car of his on the beach.

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    Whoa, dude, your new car has a ghost in the door's reflection!

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    I have to hold it like this so it doesn't roll down the hill.

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    I stole it fair and square!

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    Maybe this is how he bonds with all his new cars?

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    "Wasting away again in Margaritaville..."

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    Is this shirt clean?

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    Make sure you get my good side, Ma!

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    Too cool to look at the camera, huh?

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    Nothing says "tough guy" like a VW Bug.

    Flickr, madmoleclue