Some things manage to be cute and terrible at the same time, like Billy Bob Thornton. (Yes, we said it.) Or, you know, a groundhog with his head stuck in a peanut-butter jar.

This tragicomic scenario went down in a Dunkin' Donuts parking lot in Allentown, Penn. If the photo at left doesn't make you think twice about littering, nothing will.

Fortunately, some observers put an empty 55-gallon drum over the frightened fella and called emergency services, who released him into a wooded area after a small struggle.

Hopefully when we get our heads stuck in a jar of peanut butter in the parking lot of a donut shop (because come on -- we will), it won't be on a slow news day. 'Cause damn.