This week on Lemondrop we:

+ Looked at a story about a 14-year-old who was charged with kiddie porn for posting naughty photos of herself.

+ Learned that bacon helps you live longer and cures hangovers. Amen.

+ Gave you an excuse to get out of practically anything. (You can use the same reason to rationalize buying makeup.)

+ Gave you another excuse for why you should do nothing on Tuesday morning at 11:45.

+ Debated whether it really does suck to be the middle child, or if they're all just whiners.

+ Declared 10 movies you're never allowed to quote again.

+ Remembered our childhood dolls. Yeah, they're kinda creepy-looking.

+ Asked you how long you wait before sleeping with a guy, whether this mom should be allowed to harvest her dead son's sperm, and if you'd let your boyfriend wear a girdle. So, would you?