The latest Sarah "Internet crack-cocaine" Palin scandal has some of us swearing off our self-imposed Tyra abstinence and ditching work to get home and watch the eff out of it: Today, the supermodel puts on her Babs hat and mercilessly interrogates Levi Johnston about safe sex and whether or not Mama Palin knew he and Bristol were sexually active.

It's like the exploits of Alaska's dysfunctional first family have descended from the heavens to distract us from all the dire financial news.