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Move over Joyce Brothers, you've been replaced ... by a 7-year-old British girl. Elaina Smith has become England's youngest radio-advice personality.

She's been doling out gems of wisdom ever since she called in to her local radio station's morning show and told someone to get over being dumped by bowling with friends and drinking a big cup of milk. Everyone thought the advice was so great that she was hired!

Britain's Daily Mail features a perfect example of the tips she's dishing out:

Q: "I've been single for far too long, and all my friends have boyfriends. I'm a little bit worried about being left on the shelf. What can I do to meet Mr. Right?"'

A: "Go into town and shake your booty on the dance floor. Make sure he's got money and a big car."

Maybe relationship advice from a 7-year-old should be taken with a few grains of salt, but it certainly sounds cute coming from her tiny, baby-toothed mouth.

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