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Madonna adoption update: She took her youngest son, David, to visit his biological father in Malawi, as the family waits for her adoption hearing this Friday. She also (of course) denied using her fame to speed up the adoption of a 4-year-old Malawian girl named Mercy. (via PopEater)

Whitney Port doesn't care much for "Twilight" ("[It] was really bad," she said), but she'll take a piece of the star ... wait, what's his name? "I love whatever his name is ... Robert. I think he's so good-looking and handsome," Whitney said. (via Perez Hilton)

Miley Cyrus is growing into quite the adult celeb. She's mastered the most important part: giving really boring interviews. She talks to Glamour about her would-be life in 10 years, her body (of course), and her love for Jennifer Aniston and Angelina Jolie. At least we can't argue with that. (via Just Jared)

Kim Kardashian is tatted up. She got a big, colorful flower arrangement on her arm that she showed off immediately. (via Anything Hollywood)

Christian Bale was seen with a "Crew" shirt on from "Terminator: Salvation." We don't know if he thinks it's funny, ironic or quirky. We just want him to know that we don't like it. (via PopSugar)

The Osbournes' new television show proves that they hate old people, ordinary people and marriage. (via EW)