Confession: We have a massive crush on Gabe Delahaye and Max Silvestri, the two dudes featured in the video below. Just who are Gabe and Max? Max is a bon vivant New York comic-about-town, and Gabe is a soldier-of-funny over at Videogum. When the two of them get together a magical rainbow of jokes, hair gel and self-tanner cascades over us.

In this clip, the pair explain the particulars of beauty and grooming -- the man way.