Pole dancing to make its debut at the 2012 Olympics? (Feministing)

Walgreens to offer free screenings and routine tests to the uninsured. (Citizen Sugar)

Rachel Maddow on Tweeting, Dick Cheney and why smart women are afraid to come out of their closet. Includes video. (Mother Jones)

Know your April Fools' Day origins. It's practically a national holiday. Or at least on the Internet. (Huffington Post)

Miss Universe calls Guantanamo visit "a loooot of fun!" Oy. (Jossip)

NERD ALERT: The Conficker Virus is supposed to strike today. Like, right now. Or maybe it's all just a big joke. Either way, if you read this, at least you can talk about it at happy hour. (Daily Beast)

Primp My ToddlerThe Primp-My-Toddler trend isn't just for girls -- turns out little boys are getting gussied up, too. (The Frisky)




"No, honey, it wasn't me that shot you, it was a stranger. I swear." (Dumb as a Blog)





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