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Breaking up with your significant other really can kill you. Not in the eraser-killer way, rather that your heart can physically break, causing you to die. There's even a medical term for it -- Takotsubo cadriomyopathy (TC).

The symptoms of TC are similar to that of a heart attack and "tend to follow exposure to an intense physical or emotional event." Like maybe catching your boyfriend in bed with another girl or having that final "it's over" discussion. Basically, the sudden surge of extra stress hormones like adrenaline temporarily weaken or stun part of the heart, meaning it stops functioning, and so do you.

In reality, it's unlikely your death certificate will have "broken heart" listed as the cause. It's easily treated and totally reversible. The emotional damage afterward ... well that's a different story. For that, we recommend good music and possibly breaking things. Our friends over at EW are doing a poll of the most heartbreaking songs of all time and we shouted to Twitter to add some good picks. Click here to read.

Word on the Tweet:
*@jackiesspotlight: "Dominoes," by Butch Walker. About an old man trying to remember his wife. "the chair across the table wasnt always empty."

*@BadGirl1016: "Not Gon' Cry," by Mary J. Gets me every time.

*@sethw: "12.23.95," by Jimmy Eat World and "Everything Reminds Me Of Her," by Elliott Smith. Metal dudes cry, too!

*@Cellogrl725: "All By Myself,"Eric Carmen

*@thegrlonthewall: "Megan," by The Smoking Popes. But a band called Bayside covered it and it's even more heartbreaking than the original.

What's on your breakup list? Angry like Alanis Morissette, self-pitying like Elliot Smith or a healthy blend, like Fiona Apple? Comment below or tell us on Twitter @lemondroptweets.


Break-Up Movies That Make Dying Alone Look Good

    Revolutionary Road


    "You ruined my life!"
    "No, you ruined MY life!"
    Ahahahahaaha agree to disagree, guys.

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    Who's Afraid of Virginia Woolf?

    Who's afraid of being dragooned into a sham marriage with an emotionally abusive alcoholic? Uh, us.

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    Heavenly Creatures

    Ah, to be young and in love ... with a murdering sociopath.

    Closer

    You'll want to stay single for fear of accidentally dating whoever wrote the ham-fisted dialogue in this movie.

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    Dangerous Liaisons

    The inspiration for "Cruel Intentions," this movie transports you to new levels of horror in a corrupt artistocratic world where John Malkovich is trying to sleep with you.

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    Eyes Wide Shut

    If their marriage couldn't survive a Phantom of the Opera themed sex party, whose ever could?

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    Hannah and Her Sisters

    Really, any Woody Allen movie will do, as his idea of a perfect marriage is one where you sleep with a relative and getting away with it.

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    Last Tango in Paris

    If you're having anonymous, exciting sex in a sexy foreign city, chances are you will either end up dead or with a butt full of dairy products.

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    Sid and Nancy

    Love means never having to say I'm sorry I stabbed you in the gut when I was yooged up on smack.

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    The Ice Storm

    There's nothing sexier than perfunctory sex in a loveless marriage. Except maybe getting dry humped by somebody wearing a Nixon mask.

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