Katy Perry and Josh Groban are not together, or so they say now. They're just "very close friends." Right. (via PopEater)

Hulk Hogan admits to watching his daughter's exotic-dancing routines. He said, "Of course I was there. I try to make it to as many of Brooke's performances as possible." Creepy dad alert! Creepy dad alert! (via Perez Hilton)

Jay-Z reportedly told Rihanna to "cut ties" with Chris Brown after the February beating. That's actually not shocking, like what else would he have told her? Stay with him and make friends with the paramedics?! (via Singersroom)

Emma Roberts completes a Hollywood rite of passage: Posing in your undies the minute you turn 18. (via PopSugar)

Eva Longoria was named "TV Guide's Sexiest Female Star," and since she's like 68 in H-wood years (that's 34 for the rest of us), she had to talk about aging. Yawn. (via Just Jared)

Lindsay Lohan gets some candid advice in this open letter, from Entertainment Weekly. The gist: Lindsay's new tacky-tastic ad campaign isn't helping her career at all. (via EW)