Mar 24th 2009 By Emily McCombs
In light of the fact that a large percentage of its patrons can't yet legally marry, one Chicago gay bar is refusing to host any more bachelorette parties
for amped-up brides-to-be in search of a "wacky" night of dancing with oiled-up homosexuals.
Aside from flaunting their civil rights, bachelorettes have also been accused of other bad behavior
including groping and objectifying as much as the straight men they seek to avoid in such venues.
But nobody's even mentioning the real issue here
, which is: Why are bachelor parties all debaucherous and awesome, while bachelorette parties consist of watching gay guys dance while sipping Mai Tais through a penis straw