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According to this article on female body language, fiddling with any sort of cylindrical object indicates to the guy you're talking to that you want to touch his ween. The takeaway: Never again hold a pen during a meeting, and always drink from straws on dates.

Of course, sometimes these clichés ring true. The Streets has a whole song about how a girl playing with her hair means she's into you -- which we laughed at until we caught ourselves doing it.

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    Which is worse -- seeing Will Ferrell in his underpants in every movie or seeing him kiss another dude in an unholy marriage of beards? *Shudder.*

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    McCain turns his back for a minute, and Rudy swoops in on wife Cindy? It's enough to make McCain make that face!

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    McCain's follow-up attempt to make Cindy jealous only made things worse for everyone.

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    Bret Michaels and everyone on "Rock of Love" -- this bandana'd kissing bandit slurps from one skank to the next while we reach for our tubes of Abreva.

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    You don't have to be a body-language expert to understand Baba Wawa's feelings about Rosie.

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    Paris has barely set her lips on the poor kid, and his chin is already breaking out.

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    Wonder where Paris got her manners? Hint: These are her parents.

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    It might be that Tommy Lee doesn't care who he makes out with -- at this point, he may not even be aware he's making out with anyone.

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    Is that a look of bliss or agony on Condi's face?

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    We can hardly believe Hef and Kendra broke up -- just look at that sizzling chemistry they shared!

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One body-language expert told us that when someone bends over to pull up his socks, he's gearing up to come talk to you -- so now we brace ourselves when we see it, and it usually happens.

Do you buy this stuff? What body-language giveaways do you look for to tell if a guy's into you (um, besides the obvious)? Do you ever catch yourself giving away more than you intended?


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