Oh tiny, adorable, precious dwarf animals! They're so cute with their proportionally incorrect body parts and their ability to rack up gigantic unnecessary rescue fees. Or at least that's the case with one tiny Shetland pony named Mayflower, who has such short legs that she keeps fooling passing drivers into believing she is stuck in the mud.
Mayflower, ingeniously nicknamed "Shorty" by U.K. locals, has had rescue services called for her four times so far, and each call involves two fire engines and a special horse-lifting vehicle. (What will they think of next?)
The false alarms aren't cheap, though, and so far the rescue attempts have racked up about $11,000 in costs, making Mayflower an adorable tax drain.
Mayflower's owner, Sandra Whitcher, wants to post a sign saying that Mayflower isn't really stuck, just weird-looking, but is worried is that one day she really will be stuck and there will be nobody to help. We're just wondering if Mayflower's lineage can be traced back to show some percentage of Weeble in her blood.
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Dwarf Hippopotamus: Dwarf hippos originated in West Africa and tend to be reclusive and nocturnal animals. And very, very cute.
Dwarf Hippopotamus: This hippo and her baby are dwarfs, but still way bigger than you and me.
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Baby Spider Monkey Holding on for dear life!
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Miniature Dachshund: Mini-wienerdog is knee-high to the grass.
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Miniature wienerdog says somebody throw me a bone!
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Pygmy Goat: Pygmy goats are originally from West Africa and were imported to the U.S. in the 1950s.
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Pygmy Goat: Mini-goats make amazing mini-goat cheese wheels.
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Pygmy Marmosets a.k.a. Pygmy Monkeys: The world's smallest species of monkey, these tree-dwellers live in the western Amazon Rain Forest and typically grow to around 5 inches. That is one mini monkey!
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Miniature Pony: Mini-ponies can be traced back to Shetland pony origins. and often take several generations to be bred down to their smallish sizes.
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Miniature Pony: Mini-ponies make excellent guide animals animals for blind people afraid or allergic to dogs, and can live in the house just as a dog might.
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Thursday 12 March
By Rita
What a sick, cruel thing to do - purposely breed animals into freaks of nature. That's all I have to say about it.
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Friday 13 March
By Joan
Rita, you don't know what you are talking about.
Friday 13 March
By brad
well, good, then maybe you will shut up!
Friday 13 March
By tom
get your facts straight befor you run your mouth about something you dont know anything about
Thursday 12 March
By Sally Jenkins
The horses shown are not bred that way on purpose. They are dwarfs, not minitures. There are miniture horses that are very properly proportuned and beautiful. The owners of these little beauties don't like to have them called "PONIES" though technically any horse under 14hands 2 inches is a pony. Shetlands are the smallest pony breed but minis are even smaller. Most pony breeds developed in areas where there was harsh climate and rugged terrain and poor forage. Over the years horses grew smaller and smaller. In the past these little guys were used to pull carts in coal mines where full sized horses couldn't go. They remain very tough and very smart. They decend from survivors.
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Thursday 12 March
By John Gurowitz
"Real" miniature horses are not over 21" in height, and are just adorable to watch. Used to live in Canyon Country, Ca where several of the ranches are. These little ones are full of spirit just like full grown horses.
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Friday 12 June
By Dana
Where are you getting your information? In the show business, minis under 34" usually are not accepted, as is the case with my 30" mini. Do some research....
Friday 13 March
By Betina
Miniatures are horses that have been bred to be small. Ponies evolved to be ponies. A pony is 38" to 14.2 hands. Minis are 20"-37". They are divided into Division A and Division B. Anything under 20" is a deformed mini and labeled a dwarf. They really shouldn't be allowed to exist as a miniature is supposed to look just like a horse but scaled down. Any good breeder would have these animals humanely euthanized as they would with any other breed of animal that is born deformed. Dwarfs are not the perfect representation of the breed and they are chronically ill and have many health issues. This poor girl in the UK is another example of one and if they are having problems with people trying to rescue her she should be moved to a pen out of view from the passerbys that mean well but don't know any better and are uneducated about the animal world. It would save everyone the hassle.
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Friday 13 March
By JOYCE
one would think that after the 2nd false alarm, rescue workers would call the owner before going out.
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Friday 13 March
By brad
whatever happened to the good ole past,,,,,,when everyone minded their own business. so stupid.
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Friday 13 March
By Kerri
Like human dwarf's not all dwarf horses have health issues. I own a dwarf who was given to me by a breeder who in 20 years of breeding and showing mini's has only had 2. Vito is the barn favorite, is super smart, and gets along with all the other horses as well as cats, dogs and pigs on the farm. He has no health issues, Other than being short and weird looking he's perfect.
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Friday 13 March
By Dudley Haas
That looks alot like my shit-zoo. E-vic and E-von both have scabby, scaley scalps. My bald head is shiney, smooth and beautiful. I bowled a 278 with it Wednesday night in league play.
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Thursday 11 June
By paige
awwww! adorable !
yet tiny!
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Tuesday 16 June
By Brittney
Shetland ponies are not freaks of nature. They are bred small for a reason. We don't consider small dogs freaks of nature because they are small.
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Wednesday 17 June
By ERIC
I LIKE PEANUT BUTTER.
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