Oh tiny, adorable, precious dwarf animals! They're so cute with their proportionally incorrect body parts and their ability to rack up gigantic unnecessary rescue fees.

Or at least that's the case with one tiny Shetland pony named Mayflower, who has such short legs that she keeps fooling passing drivers into believing she is stuck in the mud.

Mayflower, ingeniously nicknamed "Shorty" by U.K. locals, has had rescue services called for her four times so far, and each call involves two fire engines and a special horse-lifting vehicle. (What will they think of next?)

The false alarms aren't cheap, though, and so far the rescue attempts have racked up about $11,000 in costs, making Mayflower an adorable tax drain.

Mayflower's owner, Sandra Whitcher, wants to post a sign saying that Mayflower isn't really stuck, just weird-looking, but is worried is that one day she really will be stuck and there will be nobody to help. We're just wondering if Mayflower's lineage can be traced back to show some percentage of Weeble in her blood.

Click here to see some more small specimens from the animal kingdom.



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    Pygmy Goat: Pygmy goats are originally from West Africa and were imported to the U.S. in the 1950s.

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    Pygmy Goat: Mini-goats make amazing mini-goat cheese wheels.

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    Pygmy Marmosets a.k.a. Pygmy Monkeys: The world's smallest species of monkey, these tree-dwellers live in the western Amazon Rain Forest and typically grow to around 5 inches. That is one mini monkey!

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    Miniature Pony: Mini-ponies can be traced back to Shetland pony origins. and often take several generations to be bred down to their smallish sizes.

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    Miniature Pony: Mini-ponies make excellent guide animals animals for blind people afraid or allergic to dogs, and can live in the house just as a dog might.

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