Mar 9th 2009 By Emily McCombs
Crazy Kids Try Cocaine ... Down There
We're trying really hard to be mature here, but when the host uses the phrase "it will eat you out," we can't help but snicker a little. Can this possibly be a real phenomenon?
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According to this clip from CBS's "The Doctors," apparently vaginal and rectal cocaine ingestion are all the rage with teenagers today. The described side effects of the dangerous way of drug-taking are simultaneously the most horrifying and hilarious thing we've ever heard. 





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Monday 09 March
By Jess
I'm a teenager and I've personally never heard this. I'm not one of those "goody goody" kids, either. No drug-craving kid I know would ever do this. Don't lump all teenagers in one basket; stereotypes are rarely ever 100% right.
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Monday 09 March
By Cess
Just reading the headline made me cringe.
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Monday 09 March
By Timmy
Just reading the headline made me want to find some Butt Snow.
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Monday 09 March
By Danni
WOW i am a teenager and i have done drugs however i have never heard of anyone doing this and i have never done this. It sounds nasty as all hell there are few things that should go in your a** n vagina and gdugs does not make my list lol
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Tuesday 10 March
By Jonathan
This is not a joke. Prostitutes have been putting cocaine in their vaginas for many years, because of the effect it has on the customer, and it probably spread from there. Suggesting it is widespread is silly, but it's not a hoax or anything. Sadly, it's a good way to completely destroy the reproductive system, which is very vulnerable to stuff like that; I know a woman who practiced this as a teenager, has tumors as a result and is not going to be able to have children now.
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Tuesday 10 March
By Erin
Are you kidding me? i've NEVER heard of that. agreeing with a previous post, i'm not a 'goody goody' either. That's obserd. Maybe hookers do that... but that'd be it..
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Tuesday 10 March
By Jack
LMAO, this is just natural selection at work! Ruins their reproductive organs. It keeps the truly stupid from spreading their defective genetic material throughout the pool.
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Tuesday 10 March
By mary lamb
I agree with Jack, there are some who should not reproduce.
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Tuesday 10 March
By RG
Coke is way to expensive to shove in your a$$
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Wednesday 11 March
By Kate
While cocaine is expensive, there is a reason drug users choose to absorb it anally, as opposed to via the membranes of the nasal cavity. The absorption into the bloodstream, and therefore the perceived intoxication, is greater and more efficient than insulfating cocaine (snorting). So users who are addicts and need to conserve their resources, or those seeking the best possible high from their cocaine (without injecting it IV- which will produce the greatest high, clearly) will sometimes take it vaginally or anally. Not a hoax- but more often applies to addicts than the exploration typical of early teen use.
Thursday 12 March
By Jenny
Wow...learn something new everyday. Never heard of such a thing. DISGUSTING!!
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Saturday 14 March
By jaelin
Just because of this story, some kids will now attempt to try this. Way to go, media. As if there aren't enough ways for kids to hurt themselves already.
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Saturday 14 March
By lb
why put this out there for the teens Im 46 and never heard of this untill this show . why give these ideas to kids so we can't smell the vodka on their brearth? wtf
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Monday 16 March
By Alex
really...
The media is retarded. Prior to this being exposed .001% of teenagers or drug-users or of the entire world, didn't know this. Now that people see this they really are going to say, "Oh, I can get more high if I do what?"
Great Job.
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Monday 16 March
By =D
i'm a teen and yeah its true.
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Monday 21 September
By uniqueone3224
This is so lame, the thought/idea of this, I'm pretty sure, came from an episode of law and order. They showed that the victim overdosed not by injecting the cocaine but from sitting on a chair that the guy had lace and forced her to sit on naked. I have never heard of anyone in real life doing this, nor have I heard anyone talk about doing.
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