According to this clip from CBS's "The Doctors," apparently vaginal and rectal cocaine ingestion are all the rage with teenagers today. The described side effects of the dangerous way of drug-taking are simultaneously the most horrifying and hilarious thing we've ever heard.

We're trying really hard to be mature here, but when the host uses the phrase "it will eat you out," we can't help but snicker a little. Can this possibly be a real phenomenon?