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Limbaugh. Everyone loves Rush right now. Conservatives think he's bringing the pride back, and liberals think he's the final nail in the Republicans' coffin. But no one loves Rush more than Rush himself.
 Steele. Did we say everyone loves Rush? We stand corrected. Michael Steele doesn't love Rush...but he IS really, really sorry that he said something that could have been construed as dismissive of Rush. Really, really sorry. For real. (Can former RNC chairmen apply for unemployment?)
Fallon's Debut. Jimmy Fallon may have debuted in Conan's old "Late Night" slot to mixed reviews, but the ratings were solid. And, frankly, as long as he didn't projectile vomit or spontaneously combust during his opening monologue, there's no way the new show could have been less well-received than Conan's debut. It just goes to show, perseverance and masturbating bears win in the end. Conan's Stuff. Just because the economy sucks and you have no savings, no health insurance and no job, that's no reason to deprive yourself of a square foot of smelly carpeting that Max Weinberg's chair once touched. Come on people, this is comedy history.

Cash4Gold. Nothing says "recession" like the 400 Cash4Gold commercials we see each day. The poorly produced spots have become so pervasive, they've spawned spoofs and, now, Tupperware-style parties. We're waiting for someone to write up the rules to the Cash4Gold drinking game. Target4Prince. I Would Die 4 ... Discounts? Prince has signed a deal with fellow Minneapolis native Target to release a new 3-disc set exclusively through the retail chain. You know, we've done a lot of fairly naughty things while listening to Prince, but buying an Xhileration handbag that's way too young for us isn't -- and never will be -- one of them.