Michael Jackson's planning a comeback show in London? This must be our lucky year, first Brit and now Mike. Who's next? (via Rolling Stone)

Usher's disappointed in his heir to the backflip-R&B throne, Chris Brown, not because he allegedly beat Rihanna to a pulp. Rather, because he was seen having a ball on a Jet Ski a few weeks later. (via the Life Files)

Also, another alleged woman-beater, record producer Suge Knight, is behind Chris "1,000 percent." Ugh. (via TMZ)

Reese Witherspoon
, Sacha Baron Cohen and Paul Giamatti are all going to star in a movie by "Sideways" director Alexander Payne called "Downsizing." The plot doesn't sound too great but the cast is pretty unbeatable. (via BuzzSugar)

Britney Spears
' first "Circus" tour performance was completely outrageous and campy. Anything that features Brit-Brit, a whip and feathers is sure to be good. (via Just Jared)

Oprah has a new dog! The new pup in O's life is an 8-week old blonde spaniel that she adopted from a Chicago animal shelter. (via Us)

If your guy could party with a celeb chick, he'd probably go for Megan Fox or Tina Fey. At least they were the top stars in one of Asylum's party polls. (via Asylum)