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Megan Fox and Brian Austin Green have called it quits. We have to admit, we always thought he was way out of her league. (via Us)

Natalie Portman recently got a Brazilian ... boyfriend, that is. He's an actor named Rodrigo Santoro (he played Paolo on "Lost"), and they've been hanging out for about a month. (via Just Jared)

Guy Ritchie's new film, "Sherlock Holmes," is gonna be pretty gay, according to Robert Downey Jr. Downey and his co-star, Jude Law, are two chaps who sleep together, live together and like to wrestle. (via Perez Hilton)

Ne-Yo is sticking by Chris Brown for the time being, saying, "I'm not going to crucify him. That's still my homeboy at the end of the day." Dumb or just delusional? We can't decide. (via Rolling Stone)

The Obamas are getting a Portuguese Water Dog this April! (via People)

Rachael Ray agrees with her haters: "Most of the people who criticize me are absolutely correct. I'm loud. I'm goofy. I don't make my own pierogies." (via PopEater)