Feb 24th 2009 By
When done correctly, a kiss should be sexy and spine-tingling. In the wrong pair of lips, however, it can be
, slobbery, dry or make your skin crawl -- think
Angelina's creepy kiss
with her brother at the Oscars in 2000.
's hilarious gallery of
misguided hug attempts
, we've created this collection of what happens when those same miscreants try to escalate things to first base.
Which is worse -- seeing Will Ferrell in his underpants in every movie or seeing him kiss another dude in an unholy marriage of beards? *Shudder.*
McCain turns his back for a minute, and Rudy swoops in on wife Cindy? It's enough to make McCain make that face!
McCain's follow-up attempt to make Cindy jealous only made things worse for everyone.
Bret Michaels and everyone on "Rock of Love" -- this bandana'd kissing bandit slurps from one skank to the next while we reach for our tubes of Abreva.
You don't have to be a body-language expert to understand Baba Wawa's feelings about Rosie.
Paris has barely set her lips on the poor kid, and his chin is already breaking out.
Wonder where Paris got her manners? Hint: These are her parents.
It might be that Tommy Lee doesn't
care who he makes out with -- at this point, he may not even be aware he's making out with anyone.
Is that a look of bliss or agony on Condi's face?
We can hardly believe Hef and Kendra broke up -- just look at that sizzling chemistry they shared!