When done correctly, a kiss should be sexy and spine-tingling. In the wrong pair of lips, however, it can be ugly, slobbery, dry or make your skin crawl -- think Angelina's creepy kiss with her brother at the Oscars in 2000.Inspired by Asylum's hilarious gallery of misguided hug attempts, we've created this collection of what happens when those same miscreants try to escalate things to first base.
Awkward Smooches
Which is worse -- seeing Will Ferrell in his underpants in every movie or seeing him kiss another dude in an unholy marriage of beards? *Shudder.*
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McCain turns his back for a minute, and Rudy swoops in on wife Cindy? It's enough to make McCain make that face!
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McCain's follow-up attempt to make Cindy jealous only made things worse for everyone.
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Bret Michaels and everyone on "Rock of Love" -- this bandana'd kissing bandit slurps from one skank to the next while we reach for our tubes of Abreva.
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You don't have to be a body-language expert to understand Baba Wawa's feelings about Rosie.
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Paris has barely set her lips on the poor kid, and his chin is already breaking out.
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Wonder where Paris got her manners? Hint: These are her parents.
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It might be that Tommy Lee doesn't care who he makes out with -- at this point, he may not even be aware he's making out with anyone.
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Is that a look of bliss or agony on Condi's face?
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We can hardly believe Hef and Kendra broke up -- just look at that sizzling chemistry they shared!
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Tuesday 24 February
By Nothin says LoLvin like..
I guess I see where the rumors about Travolta come from. Andy Dick and Jeffery Ross, whoever he is: No. Hope it works out, Tommy Lee! Silly homophobes, Will Ferrell got you!
13 and 15 were definitely the funniest IMO!
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Wednesday 25 February
By Millerson
Is there REALLY any one who hasn't kissed their brother/sister on the mouth? Give me a break! Are Americans REALLY that afraid of a kiss? Geez.
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Wednesday 25 February
By Jenni
Ummm...I have never kissed my brother/sister on the mouth. I'm certainly not afraid of a kiss, just don't want to full mouth kiss my sibling! Eeeww.....
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Wednesday 25 February
By Angiebaby
I think the acceptance, or taboo, of kissing relatives is strictly cultural. In France, people who are close kiss one another on both cheeks. In Italy, grown brothers kiss their fathers on the lips. Personally, I don't see anything wrong with kissing your child, mother, father, grandparent, sibling, etc. on the lips to say hello or goodbye. But I do not mean a passionate, saliva swapping, lip lock either. Neither do I see anything wrong with holding hands with a relative. (If you love them) Our culture is so conditioned to give the appearance of chasteness, that we have made our loving relationships sterile. No kissing my daughter on the lips, or walking down the beach holding her hand. I'm sorry we miss out on such intimacy in our private relationships, many of which are nearer and dearer to our hearts than all others.
Our society gives us permission to have sexual relations with virtual strangers, but we damn sure better not share a kiss, hold hands or eat from the same plate as even our own kids. We live in the only developed nation where a whole plate of food will be thrown out because our 7-year-old took one bite and left the rest. We Americans are a wasteful lot. We waste time, food, love, and too many chances to be real humans who celebrate life.
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Thursday 05 March
By liz
Great observation and explanation, would you mind explaining why they close" their eyes while exchanging a 'nice' cultural? sibling kiss?
Wednesday 25 February
By Deon
Angelina Jolie is a sick puppy. She must have suffered incests growing up to be that sickned of mind and bringing idiot Brad in her sick life. For Brat to leave Jen for sickening anJolie Brat is nobody he himself must be sick too. Because the Octomom looks like her she is trying to change her hairstyle to look different. Since Angie and the Octomom has so much in common maybe she is Angie's sole mate since she loves women also.
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Wednesday 25 February
By Bill
I'd have my tongue all over her if she were MY sister!
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Wednesday 25 February
By sally
Jolie is a huband stealing idiot. Having all these children and soes'nt even marry to the guy. That is why we have women like the octomom. Jolie sets such a good example.
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Wednesday 25 February
By Pam
Travolta greets all of his friends with a lip kiss, male or female... or so the story goes. I love that about him!
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Friday 27 February
By Rose
The day I kiss my brother on the lips is the day the Pope will get married. I am 66 he is 63 (No, not the Pope.)
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Saturday 28 February
By Michele
Hef and those 3 girls, ick. I sure wouldn't want to be having sex with that old man. I don't care how rich he is, and how much money he spent on me etc. Those girls are just modern day whores, if you ask me.
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Tuesday 03 March
By liz
Great observation and explanation, would you mind explaining why they close" their eyes while exchanging a 'nice' cultural? sibling kiss?
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Sunday 08 March
By casey
Scorned women are everywhere and they are ALWAYS after Angelina . You women sicken me....If your man left you, get over it bitches....move on !!
Why be with someone that does not love you...The men that left you apparently
left because it is obvious that you carry so much baggage, probably from previous failed relationships that make you bitter women ! You dont know what kind of relationship Brad and Jen had behind closed doors ! Stop judging.
Brad and Angelina are happy, let them be.
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Tuesday 10 March
By butch buss
i would not kiss any of them to afraid of catching somethind serious
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Tuesday 10 March
By talaat
thank you to all
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