Seven-Month Slump, The (n.): The point in a relationship when you might begin to feel antsy and annoyed all the time. The honeymoon phase has been over for a while now -- he's started to fart in front of you and doesn't bother trying to hide it! You find yourself easily irritated by him and are constantly evaluating whether the relationship is working. You might even make a list of his pros and cons.

Don't worry, it's just a phase. By 10 months, you two will be back to normal.

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