Seven-Month Slump, The (n.): The point in a relationship when you might begin to feel antsy and annoyed all the time. The honeymoon phase has been over for a while now -- he's started to fart in front of you and doesn't bother trying to hide it! You find yourself easily irritated by him and are constantly evaluating whether the relationship is working. You might even make a list of his pros and cons. Don't worry, it's just a phase. By 10 months, you two will be back to normal.
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Tuesday 24 February
By Nick
Not necessarily 7 months...for my girlfriend and I it hit around...say 11 months, and with our one year coming up next week, this isnt exactly the most opprotune time for this to happen. I think it's a little one sided though. I find myself ignoring her calls and texts, and she seems to be the one not experiencing this "slump", thankfully.
**Knock on wood**
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Friday 26 March
By kristen
I'm going through this too. Not sure what to do.....
Thursday 09 July
By jessica
for me and my ex boyfriend that didnt hit till 9 months and it ended completely , he was my first love i never really moved on but he got right back in the game again ! now im with a guy that respects me better then my ex & is always there for me . & that annoyance did hit around 7 months but now its ten months & everythings great :) & yess at times im his sugar mamaa but for the longest he took care of me so i dont think it should be labeled anymore then taking care and looking out for one another .
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