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Bristol Palin. Sarah Palin is back in the headlines again -- thank God, we almost went a whole day without her. Bristol, her unwed 18-year-old daughter, told Fox News's Greta Van Susteren that abstinence "isn't realistic at all" for teenagers. We agree! Especially when you've got hot man meat like Levi walking around.
 Bristol, Connecticut. Governor Palin finally answered the question we've all been asking: yes, she did indeed name daughter Bristol after the city of the same name in Connecticut. Now maybe those radical muckraking bastards at the Anchorage Daily News will shut up and leave the poor woman alone.
Menopausal Barbie. Is there nothing Barbie can't do (besides eat a sandwich)? After 50 years of wreaking havoc on little girls' psyches, Barbie looks better than ever, and this week there was a fashion show to prove it. When it comes to setting unrealistic standards of health and beauty, compared to runway models, Barbie is way out of her league. Fat Barbie. The Active Life Movement's new ad campaign -- targeted toward stopping childhood obesity -- features an overweight Barbie lounging on a bed with a laptop and empty food and soda containers. We like the idea but aren't sold on the message. Soooo, you're saying kids should strive to look like the regular Barbie? Great.

Tweeting Your Surgery. @LovedOne Everything came out alright...LOL Some doctors are beginning to use Twitter as a way of providing real-time updates as a surgery is happening. Great idea...but, Could you please take your hands off the keyboard and put them back in my body, Doc? Tweeting Your Miley. Poor Miley can't catch a break. First her fans flip out because she flubbed a lyric during a live performance, then someone hacks her Twitter account for the second time. The tweet that tipped fans off that the account had been hacked? I luv my dad's music! For realz!