On Valentine's Day, couples pat themselves on the back for being just not-awful enough to convince someone else to spend significant amounts of time with them. And the rest of us are supposed to feel bad because we're not. We say, there are worse things than being alone this Saturday -- like being in a relationship, with no choice but to hemorrhage cash on a made-up holiday. So spread the Anti-Valentine's Day gospel with FREE e-cards from Heartless-Bitches.com
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