What are you getting your fella for Valentine's Day? A picture of the two of you? A bottle of whatever you think he should be wearing? Yawn. Get him something that involves nudity and spirit glue, and is almost guaranteed to surprise the peanuts out of him: A custom-designed vajayjay.
Bedazzled Bedazzler
Completely Bare Spas in NYC will wax you down, then encrust your privates with real Swarovski crystals hand-applied in whatever shape you want. You can choose anything from hearts to his initials to a Playboy bunny (yak!) to the phrase, "Welcome to the pleasure cove" (or, our personal mantra, "Abandon hope all ye who enter here").
Gold-Plated Privates
If your relationship hasn't quite reached that stage where you're gluing his name to your ladyparts, Completely Bare also offers a tasteful yet understated 24-karat gold spray that adds a little shimmer to your de-plumed bikini zone.
Just Dyeing
Option three is to simply grow the hair out and dye it a new, alluring shade (including green if you're feisty, and hot pink for true romantics, obvs) with Betty Beauty's hair-down-there at-home color kits.
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Wednesday 11 February
By Paige
Good lord, why would I want to spray my vagina with 24-karat gold?
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Saturday 14 February
By TIM
THAT THING IS ALREADY WORTH MORE THAN GOLD!
Sunday 15 February
By jma
Just MORE AOL STUPIDITY aimed at the gullibility of so many women...
And then women wonder why they are perceived as being so mixed up...and why they don't know what they want from their lives...and why they can't get along with other women let alone with the male segment of society...They read and buy-into idiotic articles like this...and all the rest of the KRAP on AOL and in most of the women's magazines...
Go ahead...do something idiotic and, undoubtedly, expensive like encrusting your privates with real Swarovski crystals...I'm sure that will make men fall head over heals in love with you...(Yeah, Right ! )...
Then, when you break a fingernail while playing with yourself, you can blame the men in society for "not understanding you" or not treating you like an equal.
Maybe if half of you actually knew what to do with your vagina and other sex parts you wouldn't need to do idiotic things as suggested in idiotic articles like this...And you might have less trouble in maintaining a mature relationship...
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