Conventional wisdom has women getting the bad rap when it comes to break-ups (keying cars, boiling pet rabbits, etc.). But we know firsthand that men can be just as crazy as women. So, in the spirit of the season, we bring you tales of divorce gone awry -- shocking tales of jerkery and woe.

We thought we'd spare you the usual jokes and cut to straight to the heart of the matter with these juicy tidbits.

If you've got your own bad break-up or divorce story, pour yourself a Scotch neat and share your story in comments. Or, head on over to our brother site Asylum to read men's horror stories of crazy ex-wives.

In the mean time, click through below for some real-life "War of the Roses"-style stories, interspersed with little pearls of wisdom from everybody's favorite multiple divorcees.