The couple met through their love of the organ. Simon is dyslexic and dyspraxic, which means he's a bit of a klutz. Despite these challenges, he's apparently a fabulous organ player. He had never had a girlfriend before he met and married Edna, who has three children, all older than Simon.
The burning question, of course, is: With a four-decade age gap, how are things in the bedroom?
The Love Birds They think they invented love and they want to share it with anyone within eye-shot. Gross. Get a room. No one needs to see that.
The Fight Club There's nothing that won't start an argument between them. They'd break up or get divorced if only they knew how to live without the pleasure of hating each other every day.
The Karaoke Couple Same bar, same songs, same night, every week. These two should take their act on the road...to hell.
The Newly Engaged No one has ever been as happy as they are! And don't worry, their wedding is SO not going to be like all those other weddings. It's going to be special...and the only one that either of them will ever have, for sure.
The Newly Married Who Think They've Really Got Marriage Figured Out Oh boy, have they got relationship advice for you; thoughtful, charming, deeply self-satisfied advice that absolutely will not make you want to projectile vomit into their sincere faces.
The Tourist Couple Do not lock eyes with them. They will ask you where they are, where they're going, how to get there and why it has to be so complicated. Then they'll ask you to take their picture.
The Couple Making Out at the Bar You could tell them to get a room but it wouldn't do you any good. Whatever room they're currently in is the room.
Mindy Tucker, withreservation.com
The Drunk Couple on the Dance Floor One moment they weren't there, the next they were. Where did they come from and how did they get there? Who knows? But whatever the vehicle, Jim Beam was their co-pilot.
The Lesbians Who Are More Fulfilled In Every Way Than You'll Ever Be Fat lot of good your college experimentations did you. Real lesbians will always have better sex, better conversations and better houses. Why did so many people vote yes on Prop 8? Jealousy.
The Twins Studies suggest that the longer couples are together, the more they begin to look alike. But when you start to look less like a woman and more like your husband's teenage son, it's time for an affair.
Apparently the answer is "hot, hot, hot." Edna tells England's Daily Mail that they share "the same passion as a pair of 25-year-olds. We kiss about 150 times a day."
According to the article, she told the reporter this after licking Simon's nose. Ew. That's not the only kinky thing going on: Apparently Simon admits to being a cross-dresser. Edna told a British paper, "If he wants to dress up in a green caterpillar suit with pink flip-flops what does it matter? I don't give a monkey's." (We assume she would have added "bum," but she probably had to let the reporter borrow her bathroom for a long, cold shower.)
Woody Allen and Soon Yi Previn By far the creepiest May-December romance, Allen and Soon-Yi met when she was his adopted daughter. Barf. Allen is 35 years older than his bride.
Harrison Ford and Calista Flockhart Ford is 22 years older than his fiance -- and has a much higher body-mass index.
Ashton Kutcher and Demi Moore Demi totally punk'd us all when she snagged adora-boy Ashton, who is 15 years her junior.
Tim Robbins and Susan Sarandon This Hollywood golden couple has been together forevs, despite their twelve year age difference (Susan's older!).
Jerry Seinfeld and Jessica Sklar Jerry is 17 years older than his wife Jessica, but that's nothing compared to the age difference between him and previous girlfriend Shoshanna Lonstein. Seinfeld met Lonstein when he was 39 and she was a 17-year-old high school senior.
Charlie Sheen and Brooke Mueller Bad boy Charlie Sheen never fails to trick a young beautiful woman into bed. His current love, Brooke Mueller, is 12 years his junior.
Larry Fortensky and Elizabeth Taylor Elizabeth's eighth marriage (but seventh husband), Larry Fortensky was 20 years her junior. The pair, who met in rehab, were together for five years before splitting in 1996.
Justin Timberlake and Cameron Diaz Cameron was nine years older than her *NSync beau -- but just as hot.
Donald Trump and Melania Knauss The Donald is 28 years older than his squinty, model-sexy wife.
Michael Douglas and Catherine Zeta-Jones Hollywood dinosaur Douglas snagged the much-younger Zeta-Jones with the classic line, "I want to father your children." It apparently worked on Zeta-Jones, who is 25 years younger than Douglas: The couple has two children.
Have your friends ever mocked you for dating somebody a little older or younger? If so, tell them, "Hey, at least I'm not like Edna and Simon Martin."
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