TOTALLY HAPPENING TOTALLY OVER IT
Fearing Christian Bale. We can't get enough of Christian Bale's "Terminator: Salvation" tirade. But according to Ain't It Cool News, Bale's reaction wasn't unreasonable, as it was in response to DP Shane Hurlbut's repeatedly walking on set during an intensely emotional scene. We'd love to believe that, but the phrases "intensely emotional scene" and "directed by McG" don't exactly go together.
Destroying Michael Phelps. A 23-year-old successful guy took a hit off of a bong at a frat party. We're sorry, but which part of that sentence was supposed to scandalize us?
Admitting Your Mistakes. After a string of tax-related scandals that culminated in Tom Daschle withdrawing his nomination as Health and Human Services secretary, President Obama admitted to anyone who would listen that he had made a mistake. That's okay, Mr. President -- we've all accidentally trusted politicians before. Never, Ever Admitting Your Mistakes...Ever. In a recent interview, Dick Cheney warned that the policies of the Obama administration will lead to another 9/11-style attack, and went on to defend the former Bush administration's interrogation and surveillance tactics. Sounds like someone has a new book coming out!

Six Isn't Enough. Apparently, Angelina Jolie is already working on her next little bundle of earnings potential, which would make seven dependents for her and baby-daddy Brad Pitt. Jolie reportedly wants to keep going until Jen has to admit once and for all that she's better. $2 Million is Enough. Nadya Suleman, who recently gave birth to octuplets, wants $2 million for her first interview and a career as a television childcare expert. Her first story will be about how having a litter of babies as a career move is incredibly messed up.