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Single life got you down? Feel like kicking smarmy couples who get all romantic in public? You're not alone -- Sri Ram Sena, a radical group of Indian extremists, is threatening to put the smackdown on people celebrating Valentine's Day.

Taking a cue from American serial killer Son of Sam, who preyed on couples in the summer of '77, Sri Ram Sena says it will attack anyone displaying PDA on V-Day.

The extremist wing of the Hindu nationalist movement is sick and tired of people being all lovey-dovey in public and thinks Valentine's Day's Western influence threatens Indian culture. The militant group also thinks Bollywood movies should be smooch-free and that people of different faiths should not get married.

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India is traditionally a conservative society with a strong emphasis on modesty, and groups like Sri Ram Sena are giving rise to fears that a "Hindu Taliban" could be forming in the country.

We know that it's annoying when couples are all over each other in public, but this response falls in the over-the-top category.