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Amy Winehouse has announced that she wants to stay in the Caribbean and record her new album in Jamaica. Hmm, now why would the birthplace of Bob Marley be appealing to a recovering drug addict? We just can't figure it out! (via Perez Hilton)

Gwyneth Paltrow says "f--k the haters" and then she grabbed her crotch and threw up a gang sign. Well, the second part we made up, but Gwyn Gwyn told "Elle UK" magazine that she's really upset about what bloggers write about her. "I saw this blog of people writing horrible things about me. And, you know, for a second you lose perspective and your ego is so wounded. I am who I am," she said. "And f--k the haters!" That's a real quote, seriously. (via Just Jared)

While we're on the subject of grass, the Sheriff of Columbia, S.C. is looking into Michael Phelps' photos that show the swimmer using a bong. In a statement the Sheriff said he's investigating Phelps and might possibly charge him. Sheriff, get a life! Right now! (via People)

Hilary Duff takes a jab original Bonnie, Faye Dunaway, after Faye supposedly commented, "Couldn't they at least cast a real actress?" Hilary responded with, "I'd be mad if looked like that, too." Well played, Duff, well played. (via PopSugar)

Christian Bale recently went ape nuts on a crew member who allegedly ruined one of his shots while filming "Terminator Salvation." Listen to the audio and let us know if he's been ruined for you -- or if you find him more hot now. (via Defamer)

Michael Lohan, dad to Lindsay and infamous blogger, has written his last blog post. Leaving us with one last Sam Ronson zinger (insinuating that Sam's using Linds for money and publicity), he says that he's signed off for good. Bummer. And probs not true. (via PopEater)