Oh, Lordy. If you are a human being with a heart beating inside of you, then nothing beats a cat in a costume (unless, of course, you love dogs). But what if the costume is actually a WIG MADE OUT OF THE CAT'S OWN HAIR!!!!! Argh! Yes! That's right: kitties in toupees. (That's an Amy Winehouse kitty on the left.) You know you want to look at it. You might even want to donate your own pictures. All you have to follow these simple steps:

1. Brush your kitty.
2. Remove hair wad from brush and make a stylish toupee!
3. Take a picture and send it to kittytoupee@gmail.com.

The idea is so brilliant that we wonder why it took so long for somebody to think this up. It's not worth worrying about -- that wastes precious kitty toupee viewing time!