Further proof that celebrities are not born, but made: The popularity of porcelain veneers and other cosmetic dentistry has become an overwhelming presence among hot Hollywood stars. Some celebs spend upwards of $1,000 per tooth to keep their pearly whites on the straight and narrow. Here, check out a few celebs with ultra-obvious oral interventions. We can't say for sure whose chompers are the real thing but we're pretty sure these mega-watt, oversized smiles aren't what their mamas gave them (and none of them match the sheer size and chewing power of Gary Busey's chompers).
So who has the most ridiculous, overly bleached fake teeth? We'll leave that up to you.
Cheesiest Smiles
Denzel Washington: Super sized smile, extra cheesy.
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Eva Longoria: Desperately fake.
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Dwayne Johnson: ROCKin' the faux pearly whites.
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Heidi Klum: Victoria's Secret, Project Runway, and now, a glow in the dark smile sure to light up the catwalk.
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Elliot Yamin: Chiclets to the rescue!
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Hilary Duff: Teeth so big they need their own zip code.
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Jonathan Rhys Meyers: Warning: do not look directly at teeth, may cause blindness.
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Kate Beckinsale: Can we say, "neigh?"
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Jon Bon Jovi: What's up doc?
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Miley Cyrus: From Snaggletooth to fake and fabulous...
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Thursday 29 January
By Daniel
Tom Cruise #1 without a doubt. Even his real smiles look fake.
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Thursday 29 January
By Zabs
This was one of the dumbest articles I've read on aol. I've never felt the need to comment before, but this was really a waste of webspace.
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Thursday 29 January
By De
Sounds like there is some healthy-teeth-envy happening in this "article". This isn't even real news or worthy of the time wasted by the author and the readers.
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Thursday 29 January
By alalalalalalifeiswonderful
this is ridiculous,
all their smiles are gorgeous
and you procede to make fun of them
out of jelousy?
if they can afford getting their teeth whitened
or something, then why not ?
white teeth look great on everyone
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Thursday 29 January
By Seymour
So people can't smile now without you lame-o's calling them "cheesy"? You must have some real shallow people working at aol.
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Thursday 29 January
By only1
I wouldn't call the Rock's smile cheesie.......... i love his smile.
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Thursday 29 January
By Donna
Isn't it a shame, with all the real problems going on in the world the only thing to write about is the "whiteness" and size of teeth! OMG! What have we become!
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Thursday 29 January
By Julia
I think most of their smiles are beautiful. Cheesy? I don't get it...
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Thursday 29 January
By bama1phil
What about Ann Hathaway!?!?!?! Her mouth takes up 2/3 oh her head!
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Thursday 29 January
By Kw
This is just stupid! While some of these smile I consider to be creepy, most look the way they do because they were born that way. And why on earth is this an issue anyway?
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Thursday 29 January
By Vince
This article gets my vote for lamest thing on AOL this week. Bring back the one about 'worst tattoos'.
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Thursday 29 January
By KW
AND!!! This article seems to only make fun of peoples teeth more than the way they smile. WTF? Let's see you smile.
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Friday 30 January
By Mimi
Where is Regis Philbin? OMG, he has the most fake teeth ever!!! So white they will blind you, and straight and level as.... as anything I've ever seen. Reege's are definitely the cheesiest chompers in Hollyweird.
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Friday 30 January
By Mimi
Where's Regis Philbin? That old guy's teeth scare me & blind me. I had to stop watching Millionaire because of him. Ouch! He's gotta have sunk at least $25k into that old, smelly, over-used mouth of his.
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Sunday 01 February
By mike
i think gary busey is the biggest asshole in the world. he made a complete fool of himself on the red carpet and an even more complete fool on celebrity rehab. almost dare i say, almost as big a jerk as jeffy did . however, it does lokk like jeff just got himself another series
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Sunday 01 February
By Lynn
Hater much?
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Sunday 01 February
By D.J.
Busey is an idiot!!!!
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Sunday 01 February
By APC
To the writer of this article. You are right about one thing and one thing only, you cannot tell exactly who's teeth are the fake ones. Why exactly does it matter to you at any rate? If they feel like their teeth don't look good enough and they have the money to fix them, then where does the problem lie with that? Is this article because you yourself or your boss that made you write this, have horrible teeth and wanted somebody to be jealous over? To feel better for dissing the people that have nice teeth. Fake or real, I think they have nice teeth and you need to grow up. AOL is starting to become not such a nice place to be when it comes right down to the articles.
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Sunday 01 February
By PN
I really never comment on these articles but this one is totally RETARDED. AOL you are wasting my time. My husband keeps telling me what a useless website this is, but b/c I have a my screenname w/you, I keep hangin on. I'm done. Good grief, there is nothing more relevant than to report on, than people's teeth and which celebrity baby is cuter, and mixing up celeb's faces to create a hybrid.
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Sunday 01 February
By Shelby
Okay, did a thirteen year old write this? It sounds like it was written by an insecure, catty wannabe.
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