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Ashlee Simpson's pissed about the media's treatment of her sister's weight gain and wrote about it on her blog! "A week after the Inauguration and with such a feeling of hope in the air for our country, I find it completely embarrassing and belittling to all women to read about a woman's weight or figure." Oh Ash, we're with you! (via People)

Jessica Alba also got tired of the media's bullying, after her comments about Bill O'Reilly and Sweden's neutrality. She wrote a blog about it all. With citations! (via PopEater)

Guy Ritchie's dad, John, has publicly proclaimed his joy over the Madge-Guy divorce. For him, "the worst thing would be if they reconciled." We're sure it really sucks when your son is married to a mega-famous pop star. (via Perez Hilton)

Hilary Duff is in talks to star as crime-committing mama Bonnie in a "Bonnie and Clyde" re-make, along with fellow former Disney dude Kevin Zegers. Disney's about five seconds away from producing future porn stars, mark our words. (via Just Jared)

Paris Hilton's so "friendly" that she needs a different BFF in every Western nation, so, naturally, she's headed to the U.K. for British version of "My New BFF." Let' shope she starts talking with a fake British accent. (via PopSugar)

Isla Fisher, star of the upcoming "Confessions of a Shopaholic," is on the cover of this month's Allure magazine, wherein she suddenly becomes Mrs. Sacha Baron Cohen (whom she is actually only engaged to). (via Jezebel)