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Kelly Osbourne's back in rehab after journalist-slap incident earlier this week. Her mom Sharon said told reporters that "Yeah, Kelly's in rehab ... What else can we say?" Why do we love that family so much?! (via PopEater)

Katy Perry would rather die than be celibate. Bad news for all the dudes she'll be being non-celibate with...(via People)

Robert Downey, Jr. is very appreciative of message board haters and just loves to Google himself. This, honestly, is great news for us, since we pride ourselves on our RD Jr-hating skills. (via PopSugar)

Gwyneth Paltrow wants to know what everyone reads, since, you know, "it gives a better understanding of their inner life." Yeah, sure, she probably just wants to prove that she can read. (via Just Jared)

Kanye West just wants you to let him be GREAT! In his trademark all-blue, all-caps style, he rants about all you evil, little idiots that believe his bi-sexual porn rumors and ruin his greatness. (via Dlisted)

Lily Allen is running around telling people that she once felt up a couple of lesbian twins. Sigh. We remember the good, ole days when people didn't tell us their bi-curiousness to get famous. (via Perez Hilton)