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Joe Biden, Vice President What's it like to walk side by side - well, maybe, one step behind - history? Just ask Tiger Woods' caddy, the Apostles, and Joe Biden. And now, you can commemorate the man in the background of all those inaugural photos. Joe Biden, Secretary of State During an interview with Oprah the day before the inauguration, Jill Biden let it slip that her husband had his pick of either the Vice Presidential nomination or a Secretary of State appointment. Not to be outdone, Bill Clinton responded, saying his wife had her choice of either President or Secretary of State, and that she chose Secretary of State so that she could be away from home more.
Disapproving of Oscar Nominees. America's love affair with politics came to a screeching halt this morning, as both celebrities and normal people alike turned their attention the shocking news that "Benjamin Button" had received 13 Oscar nominations. Approving Obama's Nominees. No scandals, no yelling, no pubic hairs on soda cans...boringest administration confirmation hearings EVER.


Oath of Office Conspiracy Theories. Is Obama really the president? Did Chief Justice John Roberts attempt to sabotage the inauguration of the 44th president? Is Oliver Stone currently in an undisclosed location banging out his next script? Ooh, the delicious intrigue! Starbucks Conspiracy Theories. Is your Apple Chai Tazo Tea infusion fueling unrest in Gaza? I read it in an email, so it must be true. Can't we go back to the good old days of hating Starbucks because it replaced our local coffee shop?