Kelly Osbourne was arrested for assault yesterday, after allegedly slapping a London journalist for writing that Osbourne's new BF had tried to hit on the journalist. This weird, wacky boy/girl role reversal is making us a lot happier than it should right now ... (via People)

Ashton Kutcher, Diddy and Cameron Diaz make a video that pledges to ... change the world? Well, it makes sense, the first thing Gandhi did was upload a MySpace video when he changed the world. (via Time)

Robert Pattinson, "Twilight" vampire hottie, has been playing random, surprise guitar shows in London. What has the world come to when teen idols play their guitar instead of racking up DUIs?! (via Perez Hilton)


Brangelina continue their reign of fabulous, beautiful terror as they go to Berlin to promote Brad's latest film, "The Curious Case of Benjamin Button." They, of course, looked perfect. When will this madness end? (via PopSugar)


Joaquin Phoenix
is not actually a bearded freak actor-turned-singer. He's a bearded, beanie-d freak actor-turned-rapper. A clip of the troubled one performing his rap songs follows. Eww. (via PopEater)


Queen Latifah and Rosario Dawson rocked out with ... Miley Cyrus? The two kicked it with Miley and bunches of kids last night at the Kids' Inaugural Ball, which Miley headlined. (via Celebuzz)