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#6: Miller Lite
This is what we do at lunch with our friends: Fight over beer in a fountain and then make out in our underwear. Duh, what do you do with yours?


#5: Clorox
Not only does her son splatter barbecue sauce on his shirt, he also uses it as his napkin, 'cause don't worry, mom is bored and needy and will sponge-bathe you if necessary. "Mama's Got the Magic?" And what does Papa have? Paralysis?




#4: Febreze
Tch! Men! They're so lazy and incompetent that whenever they manage to spray some air freshener or light a candle, we're so touched and grateful that we bake for hours.






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