Woody Wood Yawner (n.): This guy has never made you pop a button laughing, he has never wowed you with a story from his youth. He is exceedingly courteous and will treat you well, but he's boring as hell.

When you (inevitably) break up with him, he'll take it very hard. In his quest to understand your decision, he might actually participate in some interesting behavior for a change -- like binge drinking or drunk dialing. Maybe he'll join a band, or go skydiving, or rob a bank. Oh, the irony!

The Dude Dictionary is a collection of males and behaviors lovingly catalogued by Shmitten Kitten creator Anna Goldfarb. Got a dictionary entry you'd like to add? Let us know!