Woody Wood Yawner (n.): This guy has never made you pop a button laughing, he has never wowed you with a story from his youth. He is exceedingly courteous and will treat you well, but he's boring as hell. When you (inevitably) break up with him, he'll take it very hard. In his quest to understand your decision, he might actually participate in some interesting behavior for a change -- like binge drinking or drunk dialing. Maybe he'll join a band, or go skydiving, or rob a bank. Oh, the irony!
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Sunday 18 January
By Heidy
well to be honest, that's true. everything said on the page is true. i'd pass that problem. now my ex boyfriend has change. A LOT!!! but to bad I don't care anymore about him. now he's just my friend.....but the whole thing of this is that every time you break up with someone, that person could change the way he is, and acts.
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Monday 19 January
By kayla lynn faith
agreed...that's the way me and adam are pretty much. he broke up with me amazingly but he was the boring one...he wanted to bore another dame i guess and i was heart broken...he got turned down & tried to get back with me and i said no, and glad i didn't ...because he was boring and ugly but now he thinks so much of himself and pisses off my freind sam because she said that once he got his truck and driver's liscence, he thought he was "the shit" since then and now he is going out with some slut which is a big change from a having christian girlfriend and actual freinds. i say hi and scrape him off when he tries to hug me.
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