The 40-Year Old Virgin's got nothing on Wang Guiying. She's only now ready to get married...and she's 107!

Guiying decided when she was young not to marry after observing how abusive many men were to their wives in at the turn of the twentieth century in China. But since she broke her leg five years ago, she's decided she could use a little help around the house. She and her nieces and nephews are looking for a fellow centenarian to keep her company and ease the burden.

The quest has been well-publicized in China, and government officials have suggested searching local nursing homes for a lucky bachelor. Exactly how a second person over the age of 100 would be of help is something of a mystery, but at least they'll have something to talk about -- like two old, Chinese Grandpa Simpsons.