We heard about VH1's new show about jerkface guys, "Tool Academy," a while ago (original name "D-bag Academy," no kidding). And being fans of the ho-to-hottie genre ("Charm School," "G's to Gents," etc.), we were psyched. But rather than admonishing these fools for being such major jerks, "Tool Academy" seems all about helping the guys and their girlfriends save their flailing, hair-gel-encrusted relationships.


Newsflash ladies: The relationship is not worth saving. You're dating a TOOL. "Tool Academy" premieres this Sunday, and yes, we'll be watching.