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TOTALLY HAPPENING LIKE, SO LAST WEEK
Al Franken (Or is he?) The Minnesota Canvassing Board ruled that Franken won the state's senate race by 225 votes. Opponent Norm Coleman is filing a lawsuit contesting. Wait, do we still care? Sen. Roland Burris? One day Burris is denied entry to the Senate chamber, the next day Harry Reid is proclaiming him a nice man who'll probably be seated. Is the era of needlessly incendiary politics already over? Ho-hum.
The War on Nipples. Some dude is challenging the Facebook censors who say nipple photos are unacceptable, even for nursing mothers. (Show us the nursing mother who wants her nipples on Facebook, we'll show you someone who should be banned from Facebook.) The War on Matt. The star of "Where the Hell is Matt?" a heartwarming viral video about dancing with people from around the world, made a joking speech in which he agreed with naysayers and admitted the video was a hoax. Unfortunately, fans got pissed because sarcasm, unlike Matt, doesn't travel.


Anne Hathaway, Oscar Candidate. And the award for Best Performance as a Struggling Former Drug Addict with A Heart of Gold in a Jonathan Demme Movie goes to ... the girl from "The Princess Diaries"! Yay! Ann Coulter, "Today Show" Candidate. First she was bumped, then she was rescheduled, then she told the Drudge Report she wouldn't go on, then she went on. When did she turn into the Roland Burris of the "Today Show"?