Happy New Year! While the rest of the Internet may be loading you up with diet tips and motivational messages, here at Lemondrop, we're committed to giving you more of what you actually want in 2009.

To wit: Our classic collection of big-boned animals, from paunchy pooches to inflated felines and beyond.

We know, we know -- it's not healthy. But it sure is adorable.

Obeasts

    "Stop standing next to me, you're making me look fat."

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    This Chinese cat weighs 33 pounds, as much as four cats of average weight (or 132 sticks of butter).

    This big boy is a little down in the dumps. Perhaps it's the high carb diet?

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    This cat's more than a little bit of a couch potato.

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    Pug lug.

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    This big guy was rescued by the Humane Society after getting stuck in a pet door while attempting to steal some dog food. Embarrassing.

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    Is it just us, or does that dog look scared?

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    This Labrador, named Chubby Charlie, was forced to go on a crash diet after ballooning to 168 pounds.

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    These fat monkeys live in a tiny enclosure in a Japanese park. Their considerable monkey bulk is blamed on overfeeding by visitors.

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    There are fat pigs, and then there are fat pigs.

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