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Ashlee Simpson and Pete Wentz shared "the best gift [they] could ever receive" in their online holiday card. What was it? Baby Bronx of course. They're doing it already, becoming obsessed with their kid. Another couple bites the dust. (via People)

Mariah Carey might not be welcoming a baby any time soon, but we're sure she loved welcoming new husband Nick Cannon to her annual Christmas ski trip in Aspen. The two looked ridiculously cute canoodling with MC's dog Jack. (via PopSugar)

Amy Winehouse's former personal assistant Alex Haines has gotten into the holiday spirit and spilled the embarrassing beans about his former employer. Alex claims Amy enjoyed snorting ridiculously long lines of coke and initiating sex multiple times a day. We've gotta admit that this info makes Alex look worse than Amy; she was, after all, high. (via Dlisted)

J. Lo and Marc Anthony divorce rumors just won't quit. Now the story is that the two will announce their divorce shortly after Anthony's Valentine's concert at Madison Square Garden. (How appropriate is that?) Divorce is sad, but look on the bright side: You won't have to stare at Marc Anthony on magazine covers much longer. (via PopEater)

Jake Gyllenhaal and Robert Downey Jr. have the cutest, mantastic friendship. Downey and his wife visited Jake and Reese Witherspoon at their Ojai, Calif. ranch for the weekend. It's nice to see that we won't have to give up sleepovers once we're married and pushing 50. (via Just Jared)

Chyna, our favorite wrestler that we're almost positive is a woman, was hospitalized this weekend after her 36th b-day celebration got a little rowdy. Copious amounts of alcohol didn't mix well with her prescriptions and the paramedics were called in. Too bad that great Sally Jesse Raphael therapy on "Surreal Life" went to waste. (via Perez Hilton)