Oh, so you think your cat's tough? Well could your cat survive a 34-story fall and suffer nothing more than a cut mouth and a damaged paw? Meet Voodoo, Australia's accidental daredevil cat.The 7-year-old kitty loved hanging out on the edge of the balcony in his owners' high-rise apartment. One night Voodoo went missing and the worst was assumed. The next morning, however, owner Sheree Washington found him chilling underneath the bushes next to her building, which were broken and covered with cat hair (a gigantic trampoline it isn't, but apparently it worked).
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Animal Tongues!
"Ack! Who ate my leftovers?"
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You can grab the bull by the horns, but not by the tongue.
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"Come on, just a taste."
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"Ew. Morning breath. Must. Brush. Fangs."
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"Hey y'all! Where's the *hiccup* party!?"
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"Will someone please direct me to the nearest salt lick?"
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Buddies!
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"I drank too much last night."
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"Yummy!"
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"Stop scaring me like that!"
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The record for a cat surviving a fall is 64 floors in New York, according to the Washingtons' vet, so if Voodoo really wants to impress us maybe he could add an Aussie twist, like learning how to boomerang himself back up to the ledge, or barbequing some shrimp on the way down. Now, THAT would be truly impressive.
Also on Lemondrop: Check out these scrumptious adorable animal bellies.
Treewrecks!
Unless your tree is made out of delicious soft pretzel, this is mustarded.
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We suspect there was rum involved.
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Keep this tree away from the heater, kids.
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If your tree starts singing carols, take it back to the farm and ask for a full refund.
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This tree is made entirely out of spaghetti. WHY?
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Dear Santa, please put the presents UNDER the tree, not ON the tree. Thanks.
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O, tidings of comfort and apathy.
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A beary merry Christmas, taken way too far.
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This is David Hasselhoff's all-inclusive Christmas/Hannukah mashup tree. Note the menorah-wielding Rabbi-parrot on top. Oh, Hasselhoff, you got us again!
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The guys at the office went cra-aa-zy and tied up this tree.
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Sunday 04 January
By Cath
What a stupid story.....
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Sunday 04 January
By Sam
You are OBVIOUSLY AN ANIMAL HATER. THERE IS A SPECIAL PLACE RESERVED IN HELL FOR 'CRAP' LIKE YOU.
Sunday 04 January
By jbjg24m
GLAD THAT LITTLE GUY IS OK!! POOR KITTY!!
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Tuesday 13 January
By Stephanie
My Kitty fell out a 4th floor NYC apt... onto a patio below. The grass carpeting helped but she still suffered a broken jaw, teeth, and foot. $3000 later at the Animal Medical Center in NYC and after having her jaw wired feeding by syring, and 2 root canals she is ok. The most important thing to know is when a cat falls from a distance they can get a collapsed lung fast. This is what kills most cats in falls. It is imperative to get your cat to the best hospital ASAP, even if they look fine. p.s. they told me that most cats die in falls from 4 stories and above.. Hope this info helps
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