NAUGHTY NICE
Naked Protests. Nude models in France are protesting not being paid for posing naked ... by walking around naked for free.
Naked Furniture. The photographer for Jennifer Aniston's saucy GQ photo shoot instructed her to treat the naked male models posing with her as if they were "furniture." Glossy, naked men you don't have to speak to? That was MY idea, GQ.
Throwing Sandwiches at Your Girlfriend. Another man has been accused of assaulting his girlfriend with a sandwich. Lesson learned: Never date a guy from Florida. Throwing Shoes at Your Guest. Dude ... No fair, we saw him first.


Thinking with Your Semen. Scientists have found a connection between intelligence and sperm quality. Perhaps all those d-bags at the bar have been compensating for a small IQ rather than a small package. Or both. Ouch. Giving with Your Ovaries. Planned Parenthood now offers gift certificates that can be redeemed for services or birth control. Finally, the gift for the women on your list who have everything except health insurance... and that's probably all of them.