Amy Poehler's weekend performance on SNL was her absolute last as a regular cast member, she swears. All those other last performances were apparently just practice runs. (via Perez Hilton)

Madonna and Guy Ritchie aren't letting their impending divorce keep their fam apart. Madonna is reportedly planning on packing up the kids and flying to the U.K. to be with Guy for the holidays. (via Daily Mail)

Scarlett Johansson is alleging that Cosmo U.K. totally lied throughout the entire January 2009 cover story. The mag published quotes about ScarJo's relationship with new hubby Ryan, plus past love life failures. (via PopEater)

Jennifer Hudson's family members' murders may have all been due to an alleged birthday gift to her sister from another man. William Balfour, recently charged with three counts of first-degree murder, spotted a gift for his estranged wife Julia just before murdering her mother, brother and son. (via Bossip)


Christina Hendricks
, aka Joan Halloway on "Mad Men," is experiencing some of that life imitates art stuff. She just announced her engagement to actor Geoffrey Arend, who plays an ad man on the TNT show "Trust Me." (via People)


Tom Cruise might need a little reprogramming. He recently semi-apologized on the Today show to his ex-nemesis Matt Lauer, admitting that his outburst was arrogant. Umm, you think so ToCru? (via Us)


Naomi Watts and Liev Schreiber just had their second son! The new baby boy joins their toddler Alexander "Sasha" Pete. (via CBB)