Over the last few years, I feel like I've grown a lot as a person. I've become a parent to two little boys; I've transformed my body from flab to fit; I've expanded my career and hobbies to encompass more of the things that are meaningful to me.I used to spend too much time selling myself short, now I have more faith in myself and my abilities. I have more confidence in nearly everything I do. I feel pretty good, these days.
However, even as I golf-clap my little successes, I acknowledge my many, many limitations. For instance, I can't dance. No, really: I can't dance. I always end up doing this weird ... I always look like ... well, OK, you know the various forms of the chicken dance on Arrested Development? I look like that.
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I can't function first thing in the morning. Oh, I've had all the good intentions in the world of setting my alarm and springing out of bed to get my exercise done for the day before the rest of my household is stirring, but I may as well entertain a more rewarding fantasy, like the one where Clive Owen spoon-feeds me tira misu. I don't know why I can't just admit that the only thing I'm capable of when I first get up in the morning is 1. reluctantly changing a diaper (only if absolutely necessary, of course) or 2. staggering blearily into the kitchen and fastening my lips around the coffeemaker's spout.
I can't sing, unless you count a sort of monotone mooing with an occasional voice-crack I do in the shower. I can't make a bed without it looking like there are at least three dead bodies hidden beneath the covers. I can't spell "restaraunt," do basic math, crack an egg with any sort of skill, and I can't even think about public speaking without spraying pee all over the place like a terrified Shetland Sheepdog.
I suppose with my new-found self-confidence I should be addressing my shortcomings and working to overcome them, but I don't know ... Isn't it sometimes better to simply accept those areas in which you will never enjoy a sense of expertise, especially when the alternative means doing them more often? (Which, in the case of my singing and dancing, could be an unspeakable danger to mankind.)
Tell me: What sorts of things are you pretty sure you'll never be any good at?













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Wednesday 10 December
By She Likes Purple
Honestly, cooking dinner regularly. I really want to be better, especially since we're having our first kid in a couple months, and I don't want his dinner memories to be wholly made up of Taco Bell bags, but I just don't have the mind for whipping up easy dinners. When I cook, I have to search out a recipe, decide if it looks tasty, make sure we have all the ingredients, stop by the store and then get home to prepare it all. All the menu planning and good intentions and grocery lists just don't fix my shortcomings.
And budgeting. OK, so I fail at being a grown-up, basically.
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Wednesday 10 December
By steph
i think it's supposed to be ti ra mi su.
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Wednesday 10 December
By Mags
I'll never be good at ever actualizing my fantasy to have Clive Owen rub his beard stubble on my naked torso...the tiramisu part though? Cake walk.
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Thursday 11 December
By Sharla
Pushups. I'm pretty sure it's gonna be a once-suck-always-suck deal.
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Thursday 11 December
By Amanda
I suck at dancing too. Highly uncoordinated.
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Thursday 11 December
By Bara Bara Wonderdorf
I'll never ever be able to decorate a cake like my mother -- her cakes always look professional; my cakes look like a drunk four year old was left alone with a bowl of icing.
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Thursday 11 December
By Bara Bara Wondorfson
I'll never ever be able to decorate a cake like my mother -- her
cakes always look professional; my cakes look like a drunk four year
old was left alone with a bowl of icing.
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Thursday 11 December
By 2Joys
I will never be good at making dinner without freaking out. I will also never be good at doing my own hair. As hard as I try I am just not good at either of those things. I am sure I could think of a few more as well.
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Thursday 11 December
By 2Joys
I forgot to mention how much I enjoyed your Clive Owen fantasy!
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Thursday 11 December
By Kristen
Why is restaurant so hard to spell. Every damn time I get it wrong.
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