"The suction action produced by the passionate kiss was the etiology for damage to the person's hearing," says Charles Bell, M.D., health expert at JustAnswer.com. "It is not absurd, but it may sound strange."
Biker Wedding Why leave your Harley at home for the big day when you can ride down the aisle in style? This couple takes leather to the altar and shows their guests exactly how to ride off in to the sunset, without chafing.
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Renaissance Wedding Grab your lute and mount your trusty steed! If you're donning a garter, run swiftly. One rather aggressive medieval tradition called for guests to try and grab a piece of the garment by any means necessary.
WWII Wedding Time to party like its1939? All 100 guests at this wedding got in to theme, donning fur wraps, berets and caps adorned with feathers. For authenticity they piped in the sound of sirens and Lancaster bombers flying overhead.
Zombie Wedding If the undead get married, then it really is a union that will last forever. To make it really authentic you could even get carried in a coffin to the altar. Consider eating beforehand if you don't like brains.
Star Wars Wedding We hope Yoda presided over this wedding ("Take the bride, do you?"). The London Telegraph reports on one such union where Princess Leia was the ring bearer, clad in the infamous gold bikini.
Disney Princess Wedding Nothing makes your wedding more personal than buying a dress from a Disney franchise. Weddings at the actual Disney parks start at 10 grand ("Cinderella" is the most-requested theme, and Mickeywill pose with you.) Next up: "Lion King" groomsmen!?
Football Wedding This couple was married at the Cincinnati Bengals' Paul Brown Stadium. No word on whether the bride wore a sports bra.
Gangster Wedding Bonnie and Clyde made being a gangster romantic and now you can too with some vintage duds and smart pinstripes.
Hello Kitty Wedding Never moved past your Hello Kitty pencil case? You can pay to have two giant hello kitties escort you down the aisle, like this couple.
Lord of the Rings Wedding "One ring to bring them all and in the darkness bind them." Take your 'precious' to the Alter and recite lines straight from Tolkien's classic as the vows. These LOTR superfans earn bonus points for their Minas Tirith cake.
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But experts agree it could happen. "I don't think there is any chance a kiss (even a long, smoldering, starts-in-your-belly and tingles to your toes one) could cause hearing loss, but the world is full of stranger things, I guess. Most likely a coincidence: a viral infection (which can abruptly cause deafness) accidentally coincides with the kiss," says Dr. Bruce Mann, M.D., another JustAnswer.com expert.
Terrifying, sure, but look on the bright side -- if you ever need an excuse not to make out with somebody, freak medical phenomena can come in handy.
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