You know you've got one -- the friend you have to buy for. Of course, you love the silly goose, but half the time he or she drives you crazy. Maybe it's your brother's annoying girlfriend (or just your plain old brother). Your BFF from the second grade who you no longer have anything in common with but still talk to for "old times' sake." The creepy guy who weirds you out but gets you into all the free concerts you want.
Having a frenemy can be tough, and buying for him or her even tougher. But there are gifts your friend will love -- and that might even benefit you (and your friendship!). Fortunately, we've mastered the art of serving up the perfect jab with a bow on top. Check out our suggestions to get started, then click here for more cool gift ideas.
Perfect Gifts for Your Frenemy
For the vegetarian (c'mon, it's hilarious!): Wacky bandages $9, Fred Flare.
http://www.fredflare.com
You can pretend it's because she's a chef, but everyone else knows it's because she's psycho: Chef's knife earrings $50, Uncommon Goods.
http://www.uncommongoods.com
For the brother who refuses to shave that thing off: Braun Series 7 electric shaver $289, Braun.
www.braun.com
For the one who's always asking to borrow a tampon: Womens Hand Made Retro "Mermaid" Personal Case $24.99, Amazon.
http://www.amazon.com
Just so everyone knows who they're dealing with: In One Ear, Out the Other earrings $36, Shadowbox Art.
http://www.shadowboxart.com
For the one who can't find Mr. Right: Kiss Me frog prince $54, Sundog Company.
http://www.sundogcompany.com
For the one who could use some good luck: Garden in a Bag: Good Luck Clover $7.95, ShopSCAD.
http://www.earthlygoods.com
For the one with the POS car: Bell Sports Inc. Bell Premium Roadside Emergency Kit $21.99 - $44.55, AOL Shopping.
http://www.shopping.aol.com
For the prickly one: Barbed wire dinnerware $10 - $14 each, ShopSCAD.
http://www.shopscadonline.com
Because the more time your roommate spends at yoga class, the less chance she has to hog the TV: Devi "Earth" Yoga Mat $119.95, Devi Mats.
http://devimats.com/












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Tuesday 09 December
By crys
This is a bit sick, don't you think. If you dislike somebody and they're not family, don't get them anything. They'll get the hint. Chances are, you're not going to get squat from them. It's stupid to waste your money when you can either save it or spend it on something for yourself that you really want.
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Tuesday 09 December
By Alesia
Crys is right, if you not like someone, it is not right to buy them a gift to start with.
Christmas is a time to show our love not our discontent. If you cannot show love to someone, than leave them alone.
Merry Christmas
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Tuesday 09 December
By IeatRancidClams
I get that as a gift all the time -
- that's what happens when ya from Germany and related to Adolph -
oh well .....
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Tuesday 09 December
By Jessie
Slow news day... slllloooowwww
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Tuesday 09 December
By usage
leatrancidclam- you are a real stupid american idiot with your answer.
low IQ like most of your nation? you do fit in, cowboy
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Friday 26 December
By insulted
Your supremacy attitude fits your nation, unfortunately for the rest of the world. How big is your country? You have low IQ if you think all the people in a nation as big as the U.S. match the low IQ and personality of our current president. Half the people didn't want him during the elections to start with, and the only one's who got him elected were ones that put life of the unborn above that of the survival of our nation. Unwise...yes. At least our nations stupidity was based on saving life, even if I am pro-choice myself, at least I can see the difference in values of our two countries. Maybe I over generalize about Germans,,,in fact I know I do...to make a point to you...idiot!
Tuesday 09 December
By Sleepyone
well this has to be the most stupid advice for christmas/anytime gifts i mean who would buy this crap only thing id get would be the bottle of hot fudge sundae perfume lol if i got it i wouldnt be offended only people who would get offended by these "gifts that secretly say i hate you" is simply retarded
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Tuesday 09 December
By Bess
Yeah, I agree with Crys- why would you waste your money on someone you don't like?
The fudge spray could be taken as a really mean gift because it's kind of like your calling the person fat... =/
I actually like those knife earings, though! I'd wear them if my school would let me! (then again, I AM sort of psycho, haha).
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Thursday 11 December
By Irv
If the victim has a toddler, I'd suggest giving the
little one a snare drum.
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Wednesday 10 December
By Mr lucky
This is brilliant , thing is , when you don't like someone , you tend to forget about getting them anything . if there is ever a "frendemy" , you usually get a call from this person after christmas , at what time you say oh yeah christmas . i've been real busy . then apologize like you owe this person a real sincere apology . which kind of sucks , i'd just give em a phone call .
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Wednesday 10 December
By 1trueword
Christmas is Jesus' birthday. Give the gift of HIM. It lasts longer.
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Monday 15 December
By Wanda
Good idea. The knive earrings is the cutting edge revenge. One year I sent an ex-boyfriend a blow up sex doll, with note saying; do you miss me?
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